My name is Tano or “49-Actual” to a few out there. On occasion, I have moments of clarity that I share with those around me and some consider me an erudite individual. Unfortunately for them, I’m quite crass and lack tact in the delivery of my knowledge…because fuck you, that’s why.

They have dubbed this phenomenon “Tano-isms.” This site will be full of them. Welcome to the house of Tano.